Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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How High is a Chinese man

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Anti Joke

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