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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What is green and slow Grass.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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