- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Tall asians

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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