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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What is more worse than death? Death

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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