- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

feminists.

A gay man watches football.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Women's Rights

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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