Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Buzi vagy!

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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