Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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whats black and strange a paki

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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