What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A man did not like this site

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Anti Joke

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