Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

your face is kinda funny

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

angelo snyder is not ga

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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