- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Woman's Rights

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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