- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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