- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Girls soccer

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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