- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Women's rights

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Peas

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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