what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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