What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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