- Anti Joke

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong