Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Buzi vagy!

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Anti Joke

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