- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Shea's sty....

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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