why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

what do u call a apple a apple

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Women's rights.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Anti Joke

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