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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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