- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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