- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Title IX

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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