- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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