Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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