What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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