- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

it's funny because it's funny

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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