- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

The dewey decimal system

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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