Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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