- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

A child walks into a classroom.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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