Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why? Why Not?

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Penis.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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The WPGA tour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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