- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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