How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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