Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Nick Cannon

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oh hey.

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i killed my family

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Women's rights

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Peas

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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The dewey decimal system

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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