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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Uh... What was emulating again?

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Girls soccer

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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