- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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