- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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