A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Justin Bieber

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what did the farmer do? plant

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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civil rights

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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