why was the cat black it was a black cat

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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autsim

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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