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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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