- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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