- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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