Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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No

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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