- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Cancer.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Thats what she said

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

knock knock

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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