- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A gay man watches football.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

feminists.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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