- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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