Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

a person who will soon die of beeties

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

darude- sandstorm

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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