Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Wait! hundred billions!

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Girls soccer

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

I work at jcpenny

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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