- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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