- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Hail Hitler

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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