- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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