- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A man did not like this site

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*