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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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