A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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