- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Women's rights

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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