- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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