- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Women's Rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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