What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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