Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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