- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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