you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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I love you

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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