Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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