- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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