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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

justin littleton being sucessful

knock knock come in

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Our Updated iOS App!

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

12

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

justin littleton being sucessful

knock knock come in

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania