- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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