- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

Gale swallows.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

I can see you under there. Under what?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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