- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

A man walks around a bar.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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