- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

A man walks around a bar.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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