What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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