Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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