- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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