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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

A fish swims up your penis...

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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