What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Matt is a Duster!

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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