One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

my whole life!

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Justin beiber's penis

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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