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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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