Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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