- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

No

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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