What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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