- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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