- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

whats your budget like? a budget.

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