What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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