What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

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