whats black and strange a paki

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Anti Joke

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