Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Black People

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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