- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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