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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Justin beiber..

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen