- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Shea's sty....

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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