Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

your face is kinda funny

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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