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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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