4 hours later.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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charlie sheen

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Anti Joke

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