- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

I <3 Hitler

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

Charles Manson is innocent.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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