- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Knock Knock. Come in.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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