- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Republicans

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids